Thank goodness I feel much safer now

[3peanuts]

I found Robbie's agenda hidden in the laundry basket with a pair of old bones:
1) Lick mommy's nose
2) Arsh arsh arsh (coded message, still not decyphered)
3) Stalk the neighborhood's female doggie
4) Sniff Willie's ass
5) Stalk her!
6) Eat my tail
7) Steal the secret of the red cat who looks me with anger
8) Stalk her!
9) Scratch my ear with a foot
10) Arsh woof woof (coded, actually)
11) Take over the world
12) Self esteem meeting
13) Take over the world to stalk her better!

[JaceSan]

I'm pretty sure one of the coded messages is "lick myself".